My Thoughts on Batshitman(Batman)

     Okay, okay. Yes, I know that I said I was going to write this on Friday... I'm sorry (somewhat). I just kind of, well, didn't quite feel the motivation after I got home to Dan's place, and then all day yesterday Dan and I were pretty much in bed all day cuddled up and watching a show called "A Haunting".

     Anyway, I have no idea how long or short this post will be. But I plan to include a bunch of Batshitman(Batman) gifs, pictures and a video or two.
     Okay. So. Interestingly enough, I did used to like Batman. But that was only because when I was in grade 9 (in the first quarter [or for you people who are unfamiliar with the Copernican system, during the first ~10 weeks of 9th grade]) I had a crush on this guy who was in my class (it was a grade 12 Drama class, and  yes, he was a 12th grader) and he loved, loved, LOVED Batman. And so, being the creep that I am, decided, I'd develop an interest/love for Batman as well. And no, this doesn't mean I did a whole bunch of research on Batman and become a total Batman-Nerd. It just means I became a fan without really knowing anything about Batman, other than his name, two other main character (Robin and the Joker), and his symbol/logo. Other than that, I didn't even know what his real name was, or anything about his back story or anything. I literally knew nothing. (yes, I was a loser who only 'liked' Batman to gain attention from my crush)
     After a while, I lost interest in Batman all together. And now, I don't really like him at all. And keep in mind, before people get butthurt(or even more so at this point), this is just my opinion, and, I'm free to express my opinion. Now. I've only watched, one or two of the Batman movies. And one of the things I find most irritating... Is his voice.

     Aside from his voice, I'm really unsure as why I dislike Batman so much. Well. Perhaps it's just the live action parts of Batman that I dislike so much. because, the animated series doesn't seem so bad.

     But... It's when people compare Iron Man and Batman together and claim that they're the same.. UMM, HELLO, NO! Let me use the following picture for example..

     Now first off, if you take away Batman's suite, and toys and all those things he likes playing around with, what is he then? Nothing, exactly. He's just some dumb person with lots of money... Tony Stark/Iron Man is still at least a genius, billionaire, playboy and philanthropist without the suite. And, uhm, I do believe Batman had his girlfriend die because he decided to save his friend instead, whom I believe later became, two-face? Smart move there Batman.

     Now. Because I am in a bit too much physical pain right now.. I will  pretty much end this now, seeing as there will be nothing new to say. So, I shall instead, leave you with some pictures of Batman, and then a College Humor video.

     And on that note, I shall be off!

TL;DR: Batman sucks big hairy balls.